crpl-pnk:

i cannot stand that post that calls jellyfish evil bags. a jellyfish is a morally neutral bag. it is man that is evil

zuge:

i cant wait to be a piece of shit w/ a bachelors degree

chessys:

i love leaving lipstick kisses on my coffee lid i feel like a twenty something reporter rushing through new york ready to expose scandals in her chanel boots

memeufacturing:

me *waking up at 6am*: a fresh new day! i dont mind the early wakeup time! time to see what funny humor tumblr has for me today! i am excited for the day! lets look at my dashboa-
dashboard: [7 paragraph discourse post arguing over steven universe using elements of marxist theory, existentialism, and hegelian dialectics]
me: